"We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell." ― Oscar Wilde
"Clever as the Devil and twice as pretty." ― Holly Black, White Cat
"When you love someone, truly love them, you lay your heart open to them. You give them a part of yourself that you give to no one else, and you let them inside a part of you that only they can hurt-you literally hand them the razor with a map of where to cut deepest and most painfully on your heart and soul. And when they do strike, it's crippling-like having your heart carved out." ― Sherrilyn Kenyon
"La plus belle des ruses du diable est de vous persuader qu'il n'existe pas."
("The devil's finest trick is to persuade you that he does not exist.")" ― Charles Baudelaire, Paris Spleen
"This life is for loving, sharing, learning, smiling, caring, forgiving, laughing, hugging, helping, dancing, wondering, healing, and even more loving. I choose to live life this way. I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, 'aw shit, he's up!" ― Steve Maraboli, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience
"Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him." ― David Wong, John Dies at the End
"Someone who smiles too much with you can sometime frown too much with you at your back." ― Michael Bassey Johnson
"Who are you then?" "I am part of that power which eternally wills evil and eternally works good." ― Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Faust, First Part
"If there was a God. I would spit in his face for subjecting me to this. If there was a Devil, I would sell my sould to make it end. If there was something Higher that controlled out f***ing fates, I would tell it to take my fate and shove it up its fucking ass. Shove it hard and far, you motherf***er. Please end. Please end. Please end." ― James Frey, A Million Little Pieces
"Never can true reconcilement grow where wounds of deadly hate have pierced so deep..." ― John Milton, Paradise Lost
"There is something in us, as storytellers and as listeners to stories, that demands the redemptive act, that demands that what falls at least be offered the chance to be restored. The reader of today looks for this motion, and rightly so, but what he has forgotten is the cost of it. His sense of evil is diluted or lacking altogether, and so he has forgotten the price of restoration. When he reads a novel, he wants either his sense tormented or his spirits raised. He wants to be transported, instantly, either to mock damnation or a mock innocence." ― Flannery O'Connor, Mystery and Manners: Occasional Prose
"People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil... Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." ― Anne Rice, Interview with the Vampire
"The Devil pulls the strings which make us dance; We find delight in the most loathsome things; Some furtherance of Hell each new day brings, And yet we feel no horror in that rank advance." ― Charles Baudelaire
"We have never heard the devil's side of the story, God wrote all the book." ― Anatole France
"Buy a gift for a dog, and you'll be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if don't have anything to offer to it, it won't even recognize your arrival; such are the attributes of fake friends." ― Michael Bassey Johnson
"I am stronger than your god and older than your devil. I am the darkness between stars, and the roots beneath the earth. I am promise, and potential, and when it comes to playing games, i divine the rules, I set the pieces, and I choose when to play." ― V.E. Schwab, The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue
"Yahweh: You've been unhappy because you've desired things that cannot be.
Lucifer: That's what desire IS. The need for what we can't have. The need for what's readily available is called greed." ― Mike Carey, Lucifer, Vol. 11: Evensong
"I wake up and I see the face of the devil and I ask him, "What time is it?"
And he says, How much time do you want?" ― Diamanda Galas, The Shit of God
"If money's the god people worship, I'd rather go worship the devil instead." ― Jess C Scott, Rockstar
"Lucifer spoke thus. Pride took him from heaven, though he sat at God's right hand.' Her voice grew faint, the hint of a whisper. 'In the end pride is the only evil, the root of all sins.' 'Pride is all I have." ― Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
"When you're in hell, only a devil can point the way out." ― Joe Abercrombie, Half a King
"The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are." ― Karl Kraus
"Not entirely fair?" His voice became that of the inferno: a rushing, booming howl of icy evil that flew around the great cavern, as swift and cold as the Wendigo on skates. "I am Satan, also called Lucifer the Light Bearer..." Cabal winced. What was it about devils that they always had to give you their whole family history? "I was cast down from the presence of God himself into this dark, sulfurous pit and condemned to spend eternity here-" "Have you tried saying sorry?" interrupted Cabal. "No, I haven't! I was sent down for a sin of pride. It rather undermines my position if I say 'sorry'!" ― Jonathan L. Howard, Johannes Cabal the Necromancer
"It is wonderful how much time good people spend fighting the devil. If they would only expend the same amount of energy loving their fellow men, the devil would die in his own tracks of ennui." ― Helen Keller, The Story of My Life
"Because God loves us, but the devil takes an interest." ― Jennifer Donnelly, Revolution
"The devil frequently fills our thoughts with great schemes, so that instead of putting our hands to what work we can do to serve our Lord, we may rest satisfied with wishing to perform impossibilities." ― Santa Teresa de Jesús, Interior Castle
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